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In amidst all the natural and unnatural disasters, it’s good to know that some things are still normal. What is unnerving is that it's the online money making business, to which the term "normal" rarely applies.

Imagine we're living in a world in which the so-called "normalcy" is more often found online than offline. Have you ever thought that would be the case?

Our protagonist, "the high-yield investment project Bitcoin5", is normal. What I mean by that is that this is a program that tells you how it is, without any unnecessary embellishments or hype. Bitcoin5's website even looks like what you expect it would: it's simple, straightforward, and easy to navigate and there are no additional tricks at play. The reading material is clear, you get to find out what you need about Bitcoin in general. Since it's 2017 and we have Internet access we all -- more or less -- know the basics, so we don't need hundreds of words or pages devoted to this issue. Unless you've been living under a rock somewhere. Obviously.

Hola mis amigos!

It’s been awhile and I bet you haven’t missed me amongst all the drama happening in the world and/or the summer vibes of reggeaton or whatever it is you’re listening to these days.

And while you might be tempted to sing along to a song that’s all about taking it slow (I just can’t believe that summer anthems are still a thing!), I’ll be quick in writing a review of a new program called Crypto Center Investment.

If you were to sing along to the words of the website, it would be rather formal at first: "At your service is the best online investment platform!". At your service, milords and miladies. Finally something that doesn't sound like Macarena, right? Crypto Center, an "investment platform", deals with "the Forex and cryptocurrency markets as well as promising Fintech start-ups". According to the pdf file uploaded by the creators of the program, Crypto Center Limited was registered on April 19, 2017 ("The Registrar of Companies for England and Wales, Company Number 10729231"). What is interesting is that the company does not shy away from revealing who its creator is — "THE CEO IS MR. GABRIEL ROSS".

Hola mis amigos!

If there’s one thing you should surely be aware of at this point it is my obsession with impressions. And I don’t mean that in the Monet vs Manet kind of way. I mean that in the everyday process of being a judgmental person.

I’m guessing most of you are familiar with this. I mean, let’s be honest, we all fall for first impressions and then pretend that they do not matter that much. As you might have noticed, I go with my hunches and after years of doing these reviews I actually go with my hunches more and more instead of relying on some fancy methods of prediction and what-not. If a page is well organized, it usually means that the program is well done as well. If a page is obnoxiously complicated, it more often than not, means that you should ran away screaming, because they have no idea what they are doing. Pretty much the same rules apply to colors, graphics and Frequently Asked Questions. I don’t have the stats on this, but I think I tend to be right in most cases. But I’m also getting suspicious that the programs are now aware of my inklings and adjust their pages to my liking. OK, now that I have written this and read it out loud I’ve suddenly realized that I have watched Terminator way too many times and that I am now paranoid like every person who has seen Scandal at least once should be.

Hola mis amigos!

Have you ever had the experience of going to a room and completely forgetting why on earth you went there in the first place? You must have.

I don’t believe there is one person in the world that has never been so stupidly forgetful. What’s more, there is now a scientific proof that I’m right in not believing in the superiority of others. Yes, amigos, this highly important topic of forgetfulness that dawns on you upon entering a new room has been studied by some great minds, surely in lieu of inventing a cancer vaccine. Or some new super food that would eradicate poverty and hunger. But, hey, at least now I get to know that there’s something called "the boundary effect" and it’s not that I’m slow or narcoleptic, it just means that I’ve reached the maximum capacity of my poor brain. And why am I writing all this, amigos? Have I maybe also reached the maximum capacity of being a rational person, you ask? Nope. I’ve simply being given the opportunity of reviewing GameBet.biz.