Hola mis amigos!

Either I am super-incredibly-totally-tired, or everything sounds like a holiday destination.

Naturally, I may as well be merely losing my mind—this is always a valid option for me. When I got a call that my next review was going to be about Split, I was genuinely excited that I will have some days off this year after all and I will finally get to visit Split in Croatia. I was imagining myself on a rocky beach with a mojito in my left hand and some glossy magazine in my right side. Which is why you have to read the fine print, amigos. Also: always ask for an e-mail, because a lot gets lost in a conversation. Like, for instance, spelling.

Hola mis amigos!

Every single time I think I have shared enough information with you to be recognized anywhere in the world, a new piece of the puzzle comes to be. I know, I know, I am truly special and I will forever remain an enigma in your eyes. But, then again, will I? There is an obvious solution to this problem: I should be impersonal and objective. But where's the fun in that?

Hola mis amigos!

Every single time I think I have shared enough information with you to be recognized anywhere in the world, a new piece of the puzzle comes to be. I know, I know, I am truly special and I will forever remain an enigma in your eyes. But, then again, will I? There is an obvious solution to this problem: I should be impersonal and objective. But where's the fun in that?

Hola mis amigos!

Our website has hosted lots of different investment opportunities. We've had programs which were all about sports or coal or gold or even water.

I have seen so many peculiar graphic elements that my eyes will never be the same again. I have signed up for programs that sent some of the ugliest newsletters in the world. I have calculated my profits on so many different calculators that I managed to forget how to count with my fingers. I have checked so many "whoises" that I no longer know who I am anymore. All in all, one might say that I have seen it all. Fortunately, I am not an optimist, so I am always ready for the unknown. And today is a first, amigos, for today I have officially dipped into neuro-related financing.